Lifesaving Legends Mugs

Nurse pushing the Grim Reaper out of the Surgery room.

For his next book, he would write an epic novel of the sea.

'Dear Diarrhea, Day 84. Well, I'm constipated again today...'

Kid with 'Little Wellness Facilitator' kit

Robinson Crusoe's blog.

Lifesaver!

'This is Martins, the office I was telling you about. She's got a real knack for texting people down from window ledges!'

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

"Holy water, holy water...."

'I wish I'd never seen Lost, now.'

"I hear a pet can help prolong your life. Got any that know the Heimlich maneuver?"

"Well done Carson! This could be the answer to our bed shortage problems!"

"These NHS types are ALWAYS complaining about SOMETHING!"

"Of course being celibate, all my advice is second-hand via the internet..."

"The one time it's good to go with the flow."

'Correct. And in the case of a cardiac arrest, every second counts. Who can tell me why? Anyone? Clock's ticking.'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'There's a cake in the Drs. lounge. Happy 5,000th surgery!'

Double life.

Suddenly Billy realized that his grandma was right...Now that he was grown up, he did have to beat the women off with a stick.

Deflating Island

GOOOOAAAAAL!

A doctor in her kitchen agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug on her ailing toaster.

"Good evening, Mr. Bisley - do you remember years ago, the lion-cub you sponsored...?"

'Good news and bad...good, we can use you as spare parts for other people...'

Thank You...For Everything You Do.

Save forest

"For the last time — there is no ‘other woman’!"

"Does anyone know CPR?"

Vultures wait on a desert island.

Bottle Of Thousand Island Dressing going towards island.

'Say 'Nessage in a gottle.' one more time and I'm putting you back in your box.'