Power Saver Mugs

'It's a box of candles from the power company, with a letter about brown outs.'

'What do you mean you though I paid the electricity bill!'

"I think our solar panels are drawing in too much energy. I just plugged in my hair dryer, and I swear the sun dimmed."

'Faster Mr. Barlow, the lights keep going dim!'

Dept. Sustainable Energy.

Rising Electricity Tariffs

"To save electricity you should switch of your appliances at night."

The Environmentalist

'Every piece of equipment is hooked up to battery cells in the basement, and we actually sell electricity back to the power company!'

Don't forget the hosepipe ban!

Rudolph goes green (compact flourescent nose)

That one has all the batteries!

'To help save the environment, I've replaced all of our lightbulbs with compact fluorescents. Now I'm running the old ones over to the landfill...'

AA Meeting Here Today

The New Normal

Your energy bill is enclosed. You might want to sit down.

"Don't you think it's time you turned off those lights?"

'It's not as picturesque as the old steeple but it's saving a fortune in electricity bills!'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

I want a car that says 'I've arrived' but didn't use too much gas getting there.

"Talk about energy efficient...every lightbulb in this house will outlive you!"

Don't worry, the first 30 years as a paramedic are the hardest.

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

'Yeah, well, my dad's greener than your dad!'

A gap between the solar panels

The Statue of Liberty with a energy saver light bulb.

"How many times have I told you kids to turn off the light when you leave a room?!"

'I hope you all appreciate the irony in this.'

Recycling - Perfectly good bits you can't recycle or give away...

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

'It's a hybrid.'

The Heating Oil Problem.

"I believe in love at first sight. It saves a lot of time."