Shoe Saver Prints

'And of course, it saves money on shoes.'

"Consider yourself lucky that you only got a little shaken up in that dryer--socks get lost in that thing and aren't ever seen again.'

"Is this about your raise?"

'I got a big refund on my income tax.'

Murphy's Bed meets Murphy's Law.

"The hardest thing about learning to tumble is the floor."

'For sheer elegance you can't beat the black hole entropy formula.'

Murphy bed...Murphy.

'We've passed into the fourth dimension, professor! And look, old socks as far as the eye can see!'

Cash Rebate

Shepherd

"It's about time the price of generic drugs went down! Oh, and give me fifty quick picks."

"He went that-a-way." (snail escapes).

'It's really not that effective, but it's easy to store.'

Boy cleaning servant's shoes

'Must you get new clothes every season? I'm still wearing stuff I got years ago.'

'Okay if I keep the core? I want to plant the seeds.'

Garden store owner chasing away birds from his seed display.

'hello dear, I just got my new office and i think they're trying to tell me something.'

'A decade ago, who could have envisioned beds on the wall?'

'This is a teeny. Do you have it in a weeny?'

'It's a small apartment. I'd invite you in, but there's only enough room for me.'

Ruth the vet had become very attached to one of her patients!

'I started out as a sculptor, but I kept hitting my thumb.'

'Solar heat is fine, but I miss our privacy!'

"Is it me, or as the rent goes up, does the apartment actually shrink a little?"

'We can't afford a bigger house, and stop referring to your room as your cubicle.'

"Hey! This is my seat! I sit at the front every year!"

Then and Now