Lover Of Swans Pillows

"Welchen weg zum Metropolitan Opern Haus?"

Odette from Swan Lake

Do you have to play air guitar every time we sing?

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

"What'll I eat, when you, are far away, and I am blue, what'll I eat?"

Odile

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

"How long 'til I'm bob-bob-bobbing-along again, Doc?"

'She hates to see me happy.'

Black Swan

"Yes really, people took me for an ugly little duckling too when I was young..."

'Things were fine until the day that kid yelled 'Hey look at that ugly duck with the black mole over it's beak and the long neck!'...To think I spent all those years parading around, thinking I was a swan. I can't bear the embarrassment of it any longer.'

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

"And talk about stuck-up! Just because Tchaikovsky and Hans Christian Andersen knew her family. . ."

"Who left their egg behind?"

Ballerina

Swans holding 50 balloons.

The Seventh Day of Christmas

Odette from Swan Lake

"When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you?"

"Well, you've certainly come to the right place."

Four Calling Birds

Swans as ballet performers