Lover Of Swans Gifts

"Welchen weg zum Metropolitan Opern Haus?"

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

Odette from Swan Lake

'Oh my! He finally proposed!'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'I respond to stimuli, therefore I ham.'

"So who ordered the 'Yo-ho-ho and a bottle of rum on a dead mans chest'?"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

Odile

'She hates to see me happy.'

"How long 'til I'm bob-bob-bobbing-along again, Doc?"

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

"And talk about stuck-up! Just because Tchaikovsky and Hans Christian Andersen knew her family. . ."

Black Swan

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

An angry Pirate yelling at a Sea Hawk who has just stolen his Prisoner who was about to Walk the Plank.

"Who left their egg behind?"

'Things were fine until the day that kid yelled 'Hey look at that ugly duck with the black mole over it's beak and the long neck!'...To think I spent all those years parading around, thinking I was a swan. I can't bear the embarrassment of it any longer.'

"Yes really, people took me for an ugly little duckling too when I was young..."

Ballerina

Four Calling Birds

Swans as ballet performers

"Well, you've certainly come to the right place."

"When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you?"

The Seventh Day of Christmas

Swans holding 50 balloons.

Odette from Swan Lake