Swan Lovers Gifts

Swans as ballet performers

"I can't imagine why we didn't think of this before."

Odette from Swan Lake

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

You will be surprised by the wild birds that will appear in your garden.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

'You're seeing someone else, aren't you?'

Odile

Mae hi'in bwrw fel o grwe

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

'She hates to see me happy.'

If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?

"And talk about stuck-up! Just because Tchaikovsky and Hans Christian Andersen knew her family. . ."

Black Swan

'Things were fine until the day that kid yelled 'Hey look at that ugly duck with the black mole over it's beak and the long neck!'...To think I spent all those years parading around, thinking I was a swan. I can't bear the embarrassment of it any longer.'

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

Santa LOL.

"Yes really, people took me for an ugly little duckling too when I was young..."

"Who left their egg behind?"

"He had a list of women... He was sneaking out to their houses at night, giving them gifts..."

'Are you here about the lifeguard job?'

Ballerina

Individual snowflakes painting by Santa.

Odette from Swan Lake

The Seventh Day of Christmas

Hey, no kidding...I'm a Pisces too!

"When I die I want to come back as a beautiful swan. And you?"

"Well, you've certainly come to the right place."

"Go on have a guess, Manolo Blahniks, or Jimmy Choos?"

Swans holding 50 balloons.