Swamp Story Lover Gifts

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Crocodile

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Ricochet

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Fearless Frog Part 10

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"Frank, you idiot! That's a Piñata."

Fearless Frog Part 16

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

Fearless Frog Part 7

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

A little green monster

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

Fearless Frog Part 2

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

The story of 'The Great Leak' was passed down from generation to generation.

Werewolf prone? Try our MoonBlock.

"Best of all, it's in a flood plain!"

'Nasty, right to the end!'

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

Tea time in the swamp.

"Go on have a guess, Manolo Blahniks, or Jimmy Choos?"

How to tell if a swamp creature is naked.