Swamp Monster Aficionado Gifts

A little green monster

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Giant Monkey sprays the pesty planes with 'fly spray'

"He never passes by without a mischievous smile."

Crocodile

'Dude, you can go for that new diving gear if you want, but if you ask me, I think it's a trap.'

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"The whole thing's much smaller than it seemed on TV."

'I don't know what it is but something is scaring the fish.'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

'Queen Kong' Gay and Proud

The insurance giants do battle, ironically costing their own companies billions of dollars in claims,

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

Fisherman and sea monster

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

A giant ape struggles to climb twin towers.

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

'I think he wants you to pull his finger.'

A Guest For Lunch