Swamp Creature Aficionado Gifts

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Here you go, kid! A worm.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Eat me"

"Where do you think we are in the food chain right now?"

Castro's successful invasion of miami beach.

Crocodile

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

'I believe it's time we stopped relying so heavily on instinct.'

The polar olympics

"The third leading cause of forest fires."

Cat has birds on whiskers,

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

"Phew, that was close."

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Brown Non-Recluse Spider

'Nobody wants to play tag with me at school: They say I'm too fast...'

'Go and hunt for your own lunch. Who do you think I am, Ray Mears?!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

Ricochet

"Let us be a city under a hill, for all the world not to see."

'No, there's nothing else: At this time of year, we eat salmon!'

'Aww, mom! Pineapple upside down cake? ...Again?'

'Same every Christmas! What's he got that we haven't got?'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Fearless Frog Part 10

'We've discovered a new breed of shark tat has evolved is dorsal fin to disguise itself,'

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

".. of all the animal species, I reckon the human must be nearest to us in intelligence."

Tree and bear hugging.

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

Fox naps on the back of a fox hunter's horse.