Swamp Aficionados Gifts

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'Mom! This high resolution screen makes it seem like you're really outdoors!'

Crocodile

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

It's great to get away from it all, except for the crowds.

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

Odile

'Good news, I've just booked our holiday, it's two weeks in a caravan in Wales.'

'Lois, what's the sense of bringing the cat camping if it can't go outside the tent a little?'

'I warned you to not raid that camp just before hibernation.'

"Our baby's first boot."

'Mommy, they're making me turn in my phone!'

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

A little green monster

'I didn't have time to shop this year so it's Swan-mart gift cards for everyone.'

"And talk about stuck-up! Just because Tchaikovsky and Hans Christian Andersen knew her family. . ."

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

Black Swan

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

Odette from Swan Lake

How to tell if a swamp creature is naked.

Tea time in the swamp.

'I love the peace & quiet you get at camp.'