Swamp Story Seeker Gifts

Fearless Frog Part 14

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Crocodile

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

Ricochet

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Fearless Frog Part 10

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

Fearless Frog Part 7

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

Fearless Frog Part 16

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

A little green monster

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

Fearless Frog Part 2

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

Wally's on Discovery Channel tonight!

Tourist of the sea.

'Nasty, right to the end!'

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'