Swamp Story Seeker Mugs

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Crocodile

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

A fish swimming with an umbrella.

Guy on island sees giant ship in bottle.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

'Literary agency' "About your idea for a book on NATO's role in Kosovo? Russian author got there first"

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"He's about your size. Peg-leg. Seen him?"

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

A little green monster

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

Wally's on Discovery Channel tonight!

Tourist of the sea.

"Best of all, it's in a flood plain!"

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

'Nasty, right to the end!'