Swamp Dweller At Heart Mugs

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Crocodile

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

'Now, it does require some modernisation. . . .'

Noah wears hearing protection as animals howl.

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

'Oh, come on -- everything can't be extinct!'

'I think I prefer it where it was.'

"I didn't discover fire, but I was the first to encircle it with stones."

"And it's also a really great hedge against a future bad housing market."

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

'Speaking of ground sloths.'

Early origins of 'lowbrow'.

'On the other hand, you have first of all to get me under your foot.'

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

A little green monster

'Oh-oh -- I think I've invented writer's block!'

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

"You'll love it. It's a newly restored 300,00-year-old brownstone with oodles of authentic charm."