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Black Swan

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Odette from Swan Lake

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

Shark Fishing

Wow. Worst Tunnel of Love ever.

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Shark Chum

Celine Dion

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Pirate Paddle Boat.

'Don't chew your food.'

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

Freedom of the Press

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Guitarist.

Charles Darwin

Odile

"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

Fearless Frog Part 2

Frenzies Reunited.

"Great...that was another wet summer, just like last year!"

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

When the predator becomes the prey.