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Black Swan

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Odette from Swan Lake

Leak in the fish tank.

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Shark Fishing

Red riding hood giving the wolf a complex

Shark Chum

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Freedom of the Press

'Keep pushing, guys. Here comes the ship that ran over Ernie last night.'

'Don't chew your food.'

Pirate Paddle Boat.

A swan grabs a hold of a kite string.

'Dinner at 11 o'clock.' 'Roger that.'

"We must be close, I can smell sunblock."

Evolution...the decoy shark.

Odile

Charles Darwin

Guitarist.

"Remember when the boatload of reporters sank? Now, that was a feeding frenzy."

"Who ever told you you could sing?"

Two sharks are following some 'carrot fish' - 'I don't care if they're good for my eyesight... I'm not eating a carrot fish!'

The Inevitable Let Down After The Capture Of The Lock Ness Monster

Frenzies Reunited.

"Great...that was another wet summer, just like last year!"

When the predator becomes the prey.

"I swear, we just don't see eye to eye on anything!"