Black Swan Admirer T-Shirts

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Love at First Sight

'I admire your floatibility.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

Nevermore. You don't have to use "air quoths" every time.

"And would you like flies with that?"

Leak in the fish tank.

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

"I don't think I can fit that into my schedule, Irv. I've got a fishing boat to attack this morning, a beach to terrorize this afternoon and a feeding frenzy this evening!"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack's Poetic Justice

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

Danth battle?

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Spring in Japan.

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

Living with a cataholic.

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

I think the dolphin is my spirit animal! Unfortunately, it's likely mine is the sloth.

Shark Fishing

Shark Chum

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Celine Dion