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She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Love at First Sight

'I admire your floatibility.'

"We’re a lending aquarium."

"This is a great school but it wasn't my first choice."

"And would you like flies with that?"

Leak in the fish tank.

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Charming, absolutely charming."

'Timmy, stop being naughty: Don't sit up straight!'

Whale Shark Thoughts...

Danth battle?

"Can I interest you in a great white?"

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

'Not only do we have no natural enemies we have no natural friends.'

St Patrick driving the snakes out of Ireland.

'This is almost as good as 'Sea World'.'

A planet like ours - pub quiz dolphin

'Ah, beauty in the eye of the beholder!'

Spring in Japan.

"No, son. Let him finish."

'Cole Porter has the lyrics checked'

'Look I know they're all the same length, but concentrate, Mrs. O'Brien. Which one of these fools took your husband?'

"My doctor said I have 'a reptile dysfunction.'"

Living with a cataholic.

". . . so a duck walks into a . . ."

'Hey, look at this beauty... Man, I love those crunchy, well tanned sweethearts!'

Shark Chum

Shark Fishing

'I'll have the peeking duck.'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.