Swan Lake Admirer T-Shirts

Swan Lake dancers wearing party hats.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Odette from Swan Lake

An alleyway leads to a scenic area.

Are you the guy who ate my brother?

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

She did only twenty-eight of the thirty-two fouetts in the Black Swan pas de deux . . . or are my eyes deceiving me?

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I like fountains very much!"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Mermaid spawning time.

Mountain Dads

Parrot

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"All I see is more trees."

'Ben!'

Gloria's life had been uneventful - until her 40th birthday, when her arms changed into swans.

Mt. Tushmore

"Emojis fail me."

Pirate Paddle Boat.

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'What a cool screen saver!'

Artist and mountains

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

Odile