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"I just had a crazy idea: Let's sell the kids."

'I hear there are some mighty big frogs in this lake.'

The Ray Bradbury classic, 'The Car Alarm.'

'Do you think we can cuddle?'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Mom! Your cell phone’s ringing ... it’s Dad!"

"It's not the social stigma. It's the mercury."

The one that got away

Piranhaclaus

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Artifishial Intelligence

"Uh Ooh... Another tsunami hits the Ross Ice shelf!

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Hang on a second, I think I have a sand castle in my shoe.'

"Beds are not made for jumping on."

Easter Island Shades...

'If we get out of this alive, I'm going to have a darn good look at your resume.'

"Jeepers, I didn't know anything could gets so hot!"

'Wow, this guy is DEEP.'

'Looks like a good day fah haulin' lobstah, eh, Pauley?...Let's just say it became a good day fah drinkin'...'

Cupcake Excitement Scale

"Getting the hang of it?"

"It makes me want to pee."

"I knew we should have gotten the shorter tree."

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fishing direction sign.

With Wally the hermit crab showing no signs of life, Shirley yields to her kids' pleas and performs mouth-to-mouth resuscitation.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

"I said, 'I'm not on duty! I just came back to get my flip-flops.'"

"Look at Ernie. He's so tipsy, he's walking face forward."

A Sandbar piles of sand in a bar enjoying their night out