The Lake Adventurer T-Shirts

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Thank-you God.'

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Fish hunting for men.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Fishing direction sign.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Cometh the Cow!

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

"Phew, that was close."

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

No Swimming Allowed

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

"That's my boy!"

Vacation Mobile

"And pick up a wine - something that goes with fish."

Cruise.