The Lake Adventurer Mugs

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

Bitchbark Canoe

'Thank-you God.'

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Bad for you but to die for

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Fish hunting for men.

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

"Getting the hang of it?"

"I don't care if you saw this in a western..."

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Nesting dolls stranded on an island send out nesting bottles with messages in each of them.

Scuba: 'You call that a knot, now this is a knot.'

Fishing direction sign.

Dream On: Fish jumping into boat, whilst fisherman says 'Golly, guys! Can't you wait until I get my tackle box open?'

Cometh the Cow!

"Phew, that was close."

'You just couldn't wait to try out the new Jet Ski before we got up to the lake, could you?'

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

A caterpillar is rowing itself along

Husband takes photos while wife tries to keep canoe from going over falls.

'Of course I brought the emergency flares.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

'So, that's where the blue water comes from!'

Desert Island Dating.

'Pirate's Cove is about a half mile down the beach.'

"I spy with my little eye..." "The ocean! It's always the ocean!"

'No surf?'

Cruise.