Lake Adventures Mugs

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

Bitchbark Canoe

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Marco ..."

'Houston, we have a problem.'

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

'What luck! A sound technician.'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Fishing direction sign.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

"Fish needs bigger hole."

Man painting MOM on boat

Sea Horse outside saloon

"He chases submarines."

No Swimming Allowed

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

Hello from the lakes!

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Water Skiing Accidents.

"I'm over here, dummy!"

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'

"No, it wasn't an accident. I have a hard starting outboard."