Lake Adventures T-Shirts

'What do you mean it's deep? It's not even up to my ankles.'

Bitchbark Canoe

The Loch Ness Rowing Team

"Holy cow, Kenny, look at the size of that thing! It's huge, I tell ya'! And the teeth! The teeth!"

"Marco ..."

No, this is the red lagoon, the black one is down the road a bit.

'Houston, we have a problem.'

'I love doing things with you, Dad but couldn't you just coach my soccer team?'

"Getting the hang of it?"

'What luck! A sound technician.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

"Maybe next time you won't drink so much lake water."

Childrens Books. This pop-up book would make a great 3-D movie!

Fishing direction sign.

'Bob, wait!!! Nice try, bear.'

'I've heard there's a big one in this lake.'

Sea Horse outside saloon

No caption (A lumberjack runs on a rolling log in a machine built like a treadmill).

"Fish needs bigger hole."

"He chases submarines."

No Swimming Allowed

Man painting MOM on boat

'Is your verdict unanimous?'

What? I had to fire our flare gun at him before he fired his flare gun at us!

Hello from the lakes!

I think he's spent his whole career studying this one Great Lake just so he can say he has "superior knowledge"! Duluth.

"I'm not taking you fishing any more, dad."

Water Skiing Accidents.

"I'm over here, dummy!"

A Message from Your Fishing Buddies.

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

Water skier being attacked by giant fish.

Fish to angler: 'Nice try, pal, but I know plastic and feathers when I see them!'

"I hope that you're not refusing free dental care for ideological reasons."

'I love our hideaway. I only wish I could find it.'