Waterfall Admirer T-Shirts

'I hate the water hazard on this hole!'

Soothing Waterfall

Mermaid spawning time.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Pyramids exploding.

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"I like fountains very much!"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

Parrot

Mountain Dads

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"All I see is more trees."

Mt. Tushmore

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"Emojis fail me."

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Did you order something from Amazon?'

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

Artist and mountains

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'What a cool screen saver!'

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."