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'I hate the water hazard on this hole!'

Soothing Waterfall

Mermaid spawning time.

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Pyramids exploding.

"I like fountains very much!"

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"All I see is more trees."

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

Parrot

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

Mt. Tushmore

"Emojis fail me."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

Townsfolk enjoying some personal time off at their local mountain spring.

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

'Meals - on paws beats meals - on wheels any day,eh, Fred!'

"Yep, until the sixties, I had only heard Tibetan music, but when the hippies came, I was blown away by their music!"

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

Artist and mountains

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'What a cool screen saver!'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

"This would be a great place to put a huge city."

THE GRAND TETONS EN BUSTIER

"OK, now here comes the lava."