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Niagra Falls catchphrase - 'I have to go to the bathroom.'

Piranhaclaus

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Pyramids exploding.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"I like fountains very much!"

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

Mermaid spawning time.

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'Keep a tight line, Ben, keep a tight line!'

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

"I don't know whether you can tolerate working in a tropical paradise."

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

Soothing Waterfall

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

Olympic Rings

Rubbish spoiling water falls

'We knew you were special, but magma cum laude? We are so proud, honey!'

Fierce neighbourhood competition

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'

All Board the Coronacoaster!

'Show-off.'

Seal wondering whether it will ever get the trick right.