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Niagra Falls catchphrase - 'I have to go to the bathroom.'

Piranhaclaus

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Pyramids exploding.

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"I like fountains very much!"

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

'I'd prefer it if the view was closer.'

Mermaid spawning time.

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

'I hope this surprise view is worth the climb!'

'Keep a tight line, Ben, keep a tight line!'

Arctic Caravan Breaks

"A non-virgin wold have had a devastating effect on crop yield."

"OK, now here comes the lava."

'The only thing going up in the air is Volanic Ash and our holiday plans.'

"I'm in good shape. . . I fitness swim up a waterfall!"

"Any eruptions since we last met?"

This volcano became almost perfectly symmetrical when it erupted after being dormant for centuries. It became active and got into better shape!

Olympic Rings

Soothing Waterfall

"I don't know whether you can tolerate working in a tropical paradise."

Rubbish spoiling water falls

'We knew you were special, but magma cum laude? We are so proud, honey!'

'Would you like you water from the Indian or the Chinese side of the Himalayas?'

Purified Water. Look at these prices! Distilled waters run steep!

Fierce neighbourhood competition

All Board the Coronacoaster!

'Show-off.'

Seal wondering whether it will ever get the trick right.