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'I told you it was the wrong time of year to go over the falls in a barrel.'

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"I didn't know she could body surf. Did you know she could body surf?"

"The tide is coming in, sweetheart!"

No, no, this is Terry's ark, Noah's is three arks down.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

Bathing-men attend to women on the french coast

'we must be near the water because I see a sea gull.'

'Listen Honey! Sounds like there might be a little white water close by!'

canoeist on the edge of a waterfall, stopping himself falling with his oar.

Squirrel on the beach

'Oh look, the tide is coming in.'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"It's a Mexican Wave!!"

'Of course you can hear the ocean,we're standing next to it.'

"And up ahead is a place called, 'portage'."

"Thanks again, kid!"

'I wasn't drowning, I was waving!'

Tsunami Evac Route

"The high price is due to the great view of the beach."

Thru The Eyes Of A Lifeguard.

Mermaid spawning time.

"What do you mean, 'Climate change is not just humbug?'"

A Crab Tubing in a Tidepool

It takes more than imminent danger to convince a true skeptic!

'No I haven't lost it...er. . . I left it on a sunbed!'

'Keep a tight line, Ben, keep a tight line!'

'Remember that code we couldn't decipher for seven years? We deciphered it - but do we want to know everything there is to know about rainfall in eastern Peru?'

"Help!"

'I think this is where our fish pond was.'

'It's good to get away from business, where you worry about the bottom line all day!'

View of the sea - 'One day son, all this will be houses.'

"Yo, Greg!" "Hey, Warren!"

'What really rankles is they still haven't lifted the hosepipe ban.'

Stork one-upmanship