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"I like fountains very much!"

"It could do with a water feature."

Piranhaclaus

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

Mermaid spawning time.

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

'What a cool screen saver!'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"Maybe we’ll get back together one day."

They were all out of sharks

"It's for you."

'Fred, don't you think it's time you went on a diet?'

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