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"I like fountains very much!"

"It could do with a water feature."

Piranhaclaus

"I tell ya - if I ever stop moving, I'll die."

Fish-tank Skyscraper.

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I can't WAIT to see it."

'It's a long and narrow home: A perfect fit for you Mr Eel...'

Incognito Bonito - 'I don't know me, but I do know you!'

Six frogs leap off their lily pads.

"Vernon likes an element of danger in a water feature..."

Mermaid spawning time.

'Fish store' 'All our products are dolphin-safe, whale-safe, turtle-safe, seahorse-safe.'

"It feels good to finally get my feet wet."

"Can you imagine the start they give their own offspring?"

"Well they are fake ducks, Honey, but not quite decoyish enough."

'It's the 'SPA KING 2000': Someone who spends as much time in the water as you do would love it...'

"We should've stayed on land, and grown feet and kicked ass."

'Ever get the feeling that you're being watched?'

Ok, I know a sarcastic slow clap when I hear one.

'What a cool screen saver!'

"That was a lovely poem Darling, but I suspect they're more interested in recording your singing..."

'Yeah, Pilot-Fish is a great job, but you tend to see some gruesome stuff during feeding frenzies...'

'I don't get it Sam. It must be dry humor.'

'No, no that's not what I mean by trim the motor!'

'Yes,that's right-just a stone's throw from the beach...'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'It's done wonders for my self-esteem.'

'Bloody Joneses! Just because we've put in a new fishpond...'

"Maybe we’ll get back together one day."

They were all out of sharks

SS Superhero

"It's for you."

Soothing Waterfall