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'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'I don't remember this canoe being this heavy, do you Tom?'

Crocodile

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

When bored, we board

Sighting of the elusive Bigpaw

"Steve? Hold on, lemme grab my fiddle."

Buck Naked

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"I cleaned out the RV. We accumulated a lot stuff since we started RVing..."

Starbucks Siren

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"Looks like the artist never quite finished this one."

'Hey, I've found another one! Let's go and play marbles...'

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

'I'll count to ten thousand: Go and hide...'

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

After years of pointless therapy, Morris took up speleology and finally found himself.

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

The first reported sighting of Bigfoot's podiatrist.

River Source

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

Fishers about to be crashed into by rowers

Black Forest Collectibles.

Reptilian trauma.