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Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"I hope you feel guilty. He was an animal rights campaigner"

"Best of all, it's in a flood plain!"

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Ricochet

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'Nasty, right to the end!'

Fancy popping over to my pad?

'Of course I'm sure it's a frog. I used to do this when I was a kid.'

Welcome to Tuleville! Absolutely NO sticks-in-the- mud!

Fearless Frog Part 7

Fearless Frog Part 5

'How do you like my new Cajun hide shoes?'

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"Cat box"

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

Deer Season Open.

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."