Swamp Explorer Pillows

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"I hope you feel guilty. He was an animal rights campaigner"

"Best of all, it's in a flood plain!"

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

'Nasty, right to the end!'

Fancy popping over to my pad?

'Of course I'm sure it's a frog. I used to do this when I was a kid.'

Welcome to Tuleville! Absolutely NO sticks-in-the- mud!

'How do you like my new Cajun hide shoes?'

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"Cat box"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'It's one of Larry King's earliest shows.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"All right, boys, we're had our fun."

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!