Swamp Exploration Pillows

Crocodile

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'How do you know if you're a flying squirrel if you don't try?'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

Welcome to a Sleepy Little Town - name available on request.