Swamp Exploration Prints

Crocodile

'I want to visit the very EDGE of civilisation, to explore the BRUTAL shores of natures most REMOTE regions. If you could manage that with a five star hotel and first class travel it would be perfect.'

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

"Day 4,261... I don’t know how much longer I can survive. Still no signs of civilization. Food is scarce and I fear the wound on my ankle is infected. Still, all this pales in comparison to the horror of having to be anywhere at any particular time."

"I'll tell ya what we don't need is some Dr. Durango helping us with a dang snake bite."

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

Hiking sign - Stop, pause, play, skip forward, skip back

Tigers brass band, "Tiger rag-that's what it's all about."

"Some trees in New Hampshire hate being hugged."

"Always carry a ball with you! If you are chased by a dog, stop, show the ball and throw it. Believe me, he won't be able to resist chasing it instead of you..."

'What should we do? It's an endangered animal eating an endangered plant!'

'Listen up troop. We're going on a treasure hunt.'

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Ricochet

"I'm the ghost of woodshop past."

"Sure, Mom, I'll eat first, but then can we discuss my 'overseas adoption'?"

The slug replaces the cheetah as the fastest animal on earth.

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

'...and cut the croc stories, I know you're just trying to make this dull trip exciting.'

'We could make a fortune teaching Parkour you know...'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Fearless Frog Part 10

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'We don't need helicopter vision, Manfred. We need a helicopter.'

'How do you know if you're a flying squirrel if you don't try?'