Swamp Adventurer Prints

Fearless Frog Part 16

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Bring your own inflatable.

Lazy Octopus

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Fish hunting for men.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

Tarzan of the Grapes.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

'Come out with your fins up!'

Danger Slow Sand.

'This is Onstar, how may I help you?'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

Too much monkey business...

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"