Swamp Adventurer Prints

Seagiraffes

"All I do is swim and eat plankton, but do I lose weight?"

"Not only pharmaceuticals - we're also finding all sorts of industrial chemicals here."

Bring your own inflatable.

'Upon entering the rain forest...' 'Thousands of unknown species, and we can fool around with the genes of every one of them.'

Lazy Octopus

Fish hunting for men.

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

'I wonder why scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats.'

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

Two fishermen land on stumps. Man says to other, 'Is that enough structure for ya?!'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'My Pilot-Fish is on holidays, so I'm using a GPS System to find my way around...'

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

'The forest is so dark and gloomy: It's nice to reach the emergence and get a bit of sunshine...'

"...so it appears we were talking to his butt that entire time."

'Come out with your fins up!'

Danger Slow Sand.

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'Sorry, but I'm arresting you for being in possession of an endangered wild coho salmon.'

Message in a bottle being read by a fish

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

Diver sees old lady in motorized bubble.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

'Look what I've got, Dad - Can I keep it?'

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'Hey, Grandma! Watch how long I can hold my breath underwater!'

Too much monkey business...

'He's normally not affectionate, but he's really taken a liking to you!'

'This seashell does not sound like the ocean... It sounds like someone yelling 'Look out!''

'Come on Jill, they say the water's well good.'

"Can we set the flame to a medium high?"

"No more swinging from tree to tree! Now I take the bus and I even get a senior discount!"