Swamps Prints

"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Crocodile

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

A little green monster

'Nasty, right to the end!'

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

"Best of all, it's in a flood plain!"

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

Tea time in the swamp.

'Of course I'm sure it's a frog. I used to do this when I was a kid.'

Warning! Don't leave your crocodile unanttended at any time!

"Becoming the frog king doesn't mean as much now that everyone else is extinct."

"I hope you feel guilty. He was an animal rights campaigner"

'How do you like my new Cajun hide shoes?'