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"Fanfare for the common man-thing."

"So he said, 'Where's your moral compass?' So I ate him."

Fearless Frog Part 2

"I needed that. It's a swamp out there."

"Is it me, or would a dung beetle taste really good right now?"

The creature from the trailer by the dried-up lagoon.

Crocodile

Sometimes it's easy to see if a swamp creature is on vacation.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'

Ricochet

Fearless Frog Part 10

"You know you have to wait an hour after eating before getting out of the water, young man!"

Quicksand Swamp - Cheap Burial Plots.

Crocodile to bird in teeth: 'On a scale of one to ten, what is your pain level?'

'A toxic waste dump? Great idea! I've been wondering how to spruce up the swamp.'

"You smell … and I mean this in a good way … like a swamp."

"I love the part when they scream, 'Hey! That's no log!'..."

"Sorry, I can't... I'm really swamped."

"Relax, Hargraves, … we're all 'Muckety-Mucks' here."

The Neverglades ( Alligator heaven )

Uncle Boney's Gator Farm

Fearless Frog Part 7

Fearless Frog Part 16

"Leeches don't bother me—I'm a lawyer."

"If a tree fell into the marsh and there was nobody around to hear it and it landed on a mute swan, would it make a sound?"

"Trust me, Dave. Don't look around, and very gently place it back in the water!"

A little green monster

"Best of all, it's in a flood plain!"

'Nasty, right to the end!'

'Careful hon, the ground here is sinking...'

'Would someone please remind me what our original intention was?'

Tea time in the swamp.

Fearless Frog Part 14

Fearless Frog Part 1

'Of course I'm sure it's a frog. I used to do this when I was a kid.'