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Warning! Don't leave your crocodile unanttended at any time!

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

ET Mishap

Sausages.

Butterflies

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

'Don't worry about getting lost, folks. These trails are all well marked. . . if I do say so myself.'

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

Pan Extension Chord

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

Crocodile

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

We need to see him because there's no satellite-based system to guide us on a trip down the path to enlightenment.