Swamp Guide Gifts

Warning! Don't leave your crocodile unanttended at any time!

"Behold the secret to happiness."

'Are you sure that's the right map?'

"You go on in, I’m just going to catch up with the moon for a few minutes."

"You realize there’s probably an app for all this?!"

Sausages.

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Butterflies

ET Mishap

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

Birds of the Pacific Northwest: Belted Kingfisher

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

Fred's Canadian caribou hunt goes from bad to worse.

It is a lesser known historical fact that Sir Edmund Hillary was also the first person to climb Mount Everest and forget to take the lens cap off.

'I was told this was a big deer crossing.'

"Since global warming the Abominable Snowman is much less frightening than he used to be."

'What a time to return from climbing! There's not way your coming into this house tonight.'

'One of the first rules, kids, be sure to watch where you step.'

Crocodile

Pan Extension Chord

"I don't think you can call two ants a 'bug safari'."

"Smoke a cigar that fits your face."

"I love the things I say when I’m in nature."

"Well, it might not work but at least it smells bad."

'You're not really that much help, Ben.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Mountain climbers, "Someone's been here before us."

Fish flipping flapjack in pan. Title: 'Ed was glad he'd caught a panfish.'

Hadley finds proof that bears actually don't s**t in the woods.

That's actually the gorilla survival manoeuvre. . .

"He is walking from 'Lands end to John'o'Groats', virtually."

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Some idiot's pulled the plug out!'