Safari Guide Gifts

'Hop in - I think we're going to get a push.'

"They may seem slow and peaceful, but don't underestimate their anti-American rage."

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'

'Best retriever I've ever had!'

'Now see here! My name is Thomson and THAT is my gazelle!!'

'So this is human hide...'

The medical team were well beyond any concern as to whether the lion suffered from allergies!!

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

Two taxidermists are confronted with a dead elephant - 'We're going to need some overtime for this one...'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'The lion's lost his pride.'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"You'll like it. I had it for lunch."

"Out there we may catch a glimpse of David Attenborough if we're lucky..."

It Works!

Giraffe Trophy

'You're right, I do have a bald spot.'

"Now remember, act normal!"

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

Rare sighting of a wild party on the Serengeti.

"Yeah, the highway's about a mile that way."

'At least he won't eat us.'

Kangaroo Shit

'Cheese!'

Marmalade the Cheetah brushing hippos teeth.

'Not that we're complaining or anything, in fact we like it, but you have a tick infestation up there that's bordering on chronic.'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'I'm not nearly as thirsty as I thought I was.'

Ill-advised Safari Games.

'Mind if we play through?'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

'Now this was a crafty one!'

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'