Safari Trips Gifts

Butterflies entering a Butterly collectors bar - "...stay calm, act natural, just try to blend in."

'Cukoo!'

Trophy Hunter Alert

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Vlad the Impala

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Giraffe Selfie

"Eat me"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Thug life on safari.

Giraffe Portrait

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Elephant ass selfie.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Zoo animals.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'