Safari Tour Operator Gifts

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"First class, or with children?"

Vlad the Impala

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Romantic Giraffes

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Giraffe Selfie

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Eat me"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Zoo animals.

Giraffe Portrait

Thug life on safari.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.