Safari Tour Operator Prints

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"Ironically, this is the living room."

"First class, or with children?"

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Vlad the Impala

Romantic Giraffes

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Everybody has to change to compete.'

"Eat me"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

Giraffe Selfie

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'Of course you're out of gas. You forgot to fill up at the last stop...maybe this will teach you to stop daydreaming.'

Elephant ass selfie.

Thug life on safari.

Giraffe Portrait

"So, I've heard you call yourself 'King of the Jungle'! Based on what criteria exactly?"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Zoo animals.

'Thanks for being up support staff.'

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Hurry up, I'm hungry."

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'