Safari Traveler Prints

"If you go deep enough into the jungle, there's always a bar scene."

"So what's this then? Old or sick?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

Romantic Giraffes

"Look, a bug!"

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

"Eat me"

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"What the heck? The humans are washing in our waterhole with soap!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

Sign in Lion Enclosure: 'Please Don't Eat the People.'

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Elephant ass selfie.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

Thug life on safari.

Zoo animals.

Safari.

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

Wild Cow.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'