Safari Travelers Gifts

'Keep driving - we can't open the doors anyway!'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

Vlad the Impala

"Look, a bug!"

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"Eat me"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

'Next year I'm hiring a tank!'

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Zoo animals.

Safari.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

"You never laugh at my jokes... "

'Hmm ... wonder how much ivory fetches these days.'

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Marmalade with a snorkel in flamingos.

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'It was great seeing you again Terry, we must do wildebeest sometime.'

"And that's why you go on safari."

Neurotics in the tropics

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'I could concentrate on finding your husband better if that creature would stop burping!'

"Here's the news: the Maharajah's tiger-hunt is on Tuesday afternoon. You've been warned..."

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Whiplash..."

'Thanks for the heads up!'

'Okay,stay close, and stay alert! Looks like we're heading into BIG CAT COUNTRY!'