Urban Safari Guide Gifts

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Not to mention the park view."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

"Sold his air rights."

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

Feathered frenzy

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

Streetcar in New Orleans

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

Manhattan Woods

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Safari man shearing lions mane.

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

'Now this was a crafty one!'

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'