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"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"Yeah, it's me. I'm gonna be late for dinner."

"Not to mention the park view."

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

"Sold his air rights."

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

"Fuhgettaboutit, Charley. Ya been fixed."

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

Streetcar in New Orleans

Manhattan Woods

Feathered frenzy

'Hold it - someone's filming this without permission!'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

Wildlife in Herb's Apartment

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

Wind shear - 81 st and Lex

Marmalade the Cheetah on stilts.

African plains - not the prettiest of African animals.

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

"Good lord - not another Surfing Safari!"

'Now this was a crafty one!'

"He had his binoculars back to front!"

"There's you panicking about monkeys all over the car and they haven't come anywhere near us!"

Safari man shearing lions mane.

'I can see a big camera, but no gun: Let's go!'

'You've never actually been on a tiger hunt...have you?'

'Man, I can't believe we didn't think of this before.'

'All I can tell you is they're not the cute little birds who usually ride around on us.'