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For some reason, whenever they're around me, they get out their phones.

'Nasty, right to the end!'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

Feedback card for lions eating their prey.

The Z Chromosome: Zebratic engineering with questionable results.

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

"Come on in. The water’s fine!" "Hmm! What’s wrong with this picture?!"

Safari.

'Oh boy, meals on wheels.'

'Hey Babe - 7:30 sharp, don't be late...I'm preparing you a meal...'

Bob realised that he'd had his binoculars back to front.

'What makes you think I want a trophy wife?'

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

Safari tourists surrounded by lions following a 4x4 car crash.

Mo's Meet The Predators Safari Tours.

"And that's why you go on safari."

"Wow, these are great cartoons! We have to let them go, and anyway, cartoonists are on the endangered species list..."

'At least, Men point cameras at you these days: In my day, they pointed guns!'

"Yes, 'the lion sleeps tonight', I know the tune, but it means it's had a good feed during the day, which is not really a good thing..."

"At first I was a bit worried about the comeback of wolves in Europe. But I must admit that they had adapted well to living together with humans!"

'Hey, don't worry about letting the gazelle escape, we'll find something else to eat for dinner.'

"Yeah, I just decided to ease out of the fast lane for awhile."

"Expedition log #57: Like the rest of the week, I expect today will be another uneventful day."

Lion to safari man: 'I'm the king of the jungle and these are my official spokesmen.'

'Don't move, there's a bee on your back.'

'Okay wait. Screaming and failing is for large cats...'

'Dirty binoculars?! You mean I wasted 30 years studying what I thought was the rare spotted rhino?'

"Photo safaris are not what they used to be: They seem more interested in taking selfies than photos of us these days..."

Will Kill For Food

'Oh, oh - it's on page one.'

'I wasn't going to eat him, but then he tripped right in front of me.'

The packaging's becoming excessive.

"Actually he only asked for a buff-up."

"That one killed my manservant, it fell on his head while he was vacuuming the carpet."

Leopards do change their spots