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"Not to mention the park view."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"Welcome to the future"

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

Dog Walking Services

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

"This place is one of New York's best-kept secrets."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"Oh my gosh, honey! Look out!"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

“It's a tree, sweetie. No need to Google it.”

ET Mishap

"I feel I've outgrown this facility, Mrs. Thompson. Could we see what else is around?"

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

The Fast Lane.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

'Will you please stop feeding the pigeons?!'

"You talkin' to me? You talkin' to me? Then who the heck else are you talking... you talking to me?"

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Hugh fans!"

A man is living in small box apartment trying to read a book, but is surrounded by people engaging in noisy activities.

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

"I have no thumbs."

City Boy.

"After the drugstore, I need you to find fresh parmesan."

"I feel like we've walked into some sort of epidemic of hipatitus."