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'Even despite the impending danger, they are still compelled to cross!'

'A man from the council's here about our roof garden...'

New neighbours

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"

"Sold his air rights."

'Spare haunch?'

'So where are they? We've been here for hours and not one damned zebra!'

Giraffe Car.

"The pizza guy wants to know what floor we're on."

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Tight......this isn't tight...now a New York City apartment......that's tight."

"M'lady, we’ve reached peak Brooklyn."

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

Dog Walking Services

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

"The fish sticks here are very good."

"You do realize you can't take that one home."

THE PIED PIPER OF GRAMERCY PARK

"I thought we agreed you weren't going to work at home."

Ancient Landmarks of New York City

Rhapsody in Blue.

QUINTUPLE BYPASSES EXPLAINED.

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

"The woman on the fire escape who acted like it was a balcony"

"He might not have got the job with Google, but they weren't going to stop Brian skateboarding to the office."

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

Wifi in Hell

Welcome To New York City...Subject to the following conditions.

"I thought they were cracking down on jaywalking."

'Wentworth Street, Whitechapel'

"You've got those Stuck-in-the-Subway-Listening-to-a-Guy-Massacre-Dylan Blues."

The Fast Lane.

"I could catch a bicyclist, well maybe not a bicyclist, but I could catch a jogger, definitely."

"Bleeeee! It's plastic."