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'Junior is running out of playmates: we need to stop eating the neighbors.'

'He's not a pet. He's an endangered species.'

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

'We look for a new drug, we find a virus - we look for a new virus, we find a drug...'

'Dr Hodges, here, is from England and he's been observing us for 14 years. Mr Ferrell, an American, has been here only 3 weeks. Monique Corveu, from Paris, has practically been living with us for about nine years...'

The inhabitants of the jungle get tied up in rush hour traffic.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Hey - my dad promised that I'd get a gun.'

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'

'Whup - giant anaconda about to attack - quick Peg, hand me something to take care of it with.'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Yet another law of the jungle: 'Absolutely NO howling at the moon after 11 PM!

While old, sick, and weak animals remained targets, the lions most enjoyed culling the herd of its sarcastic teenagers.

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

'I am so proud: My kids are finally fighting all the time!'

"I see by your resume this would be your first time in a symbiotic relationship."

"I disagree — I think humans are funny."

'You say you were King of the Jungle, but it seems your experience is mainly in savannah grassland...'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

"He didn't do anything, Gregory. This is a zoo"

Jungle Stores.

"Who wrote this "Law of the Jungle" nonsense? It is highly biased in favour of predators!"

The Tiger Tank that came to Safari Tea.

Giant Monster in Bath

Funky Facts: Monkeys.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Springtime in New York. Ah, to be young, in love, and probably making two hundred and seventy-five thousand a year."

'We would like an unspoiled paradise, but with lots of shops.'

"I was going to tell you it's a jungle out there, but I realize that's probably old news to you."

'Simple - it's your high-protein diet that keeps you so manic.'

'I think we're losing sight of out roots.'