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'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"First I alienated the apes who'd raised me. Then there was a lot of turmoil with the colonials pulling out. Now Jane and me are semi-retired and I haven't swing through the trees in ages. Want a drink?"

"Sold his air rights."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

Jane and Tarzan's wedding.

Manhattan Woods

"We never talk about anything. 'Me Tarzan, you Jane. Me Tarzan, you Jane.' That's all he ever says."

Leopards do change their spots

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

'Tarzan'

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

'Ms Phelps, it's a jungle out there. Must we make one in here as well?'

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

City Hammock

"I'll have my people stalk, kill and devour your people."

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

'A high-rise block of flats would give many people a chance to enjoy a rural life...'

"Boy, they really let their yard go."

'Even despite the impending danger, they are still compelled to cross!'

'Tap shoes? You can't use tap shoes in the jungle! Honestly, Herb, you'd let the trader sell you anything!'

'Spare haunch?'