King Of The Urban Jungle Lover T-Shirts

"At first I wasn't to happy about going out in a one-man patrol car."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"Did I show you my new climbing hydrangea plants, Mr. Fessler?... Mr. Fessler?"

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

I crawled out of a toilet and ate a guy. Say my name 3 times in a mirror. I dare you. No one suspects I'm Slenderman. She took me home. Then she woke up in a tub of ice missing a kidney. Urban Legends-in-Their-Own-Minds.

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"Sold his air rights."

'When I called her a witch, I had no idea...'

Romulus and Remus

"Tarzan no want computer."

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Manhattan Woods

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

'Tarzan'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

City Hammock

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."