King Of The Urban Jungle Lover Gifts

"At first I wasn't to happy about going out in a one-man patrol car."

Meet Stephen Krkzk Author of 'Why Conspiracy Theories Are Nonsense'

"And I'll have that lightly sedated, please."

On day twenty nine, Dave decided that he would start to cut his way through the dense forest to find out more about the north side of the island.

"Do you live nearby by any chance? I hate to eat in public."

"If it's my pride, I'm not here"

'It's hard to believe this is just an atrium.'

Ted often though back to those good old days when he was king of just the jungle.

75 Years: The Commemorative Issues

"Sold his air rights."

"Tarzan no want computer."

Romulus and Remus

"We call it, 'Green meadows' because that's what it was before we decided to build on it."

'Ooga says we're descended from people!'

'Okay, but I'm going to hate myself in the morning.'

'I heard it through the grapevine.'

Manhattan Woods

'The old man's really serious about his rooftop gardening.'

Nativity Scene on the Underground

"You'll have to cut back that climber now that it's pulled down the TV aerial!"

'Will it thrive on light from a TV?'

'It's time you knew, Son -- you were abandoned here as a child by aliens.'

'Tarzan'

Myths and Other Urban Legends

Santa 'Loverboy' Kong

"Relax, that's only Tarzan's yell!"

'If there were such a thing as reincarnation, I would prefer to come back as myself, of course.'

"It's thrilling to watch them come out in the morning, ready for the kill!"

"The beginning of another urban legend."

"Sadly, we're seeing more and more of this as we encroach on their natural habitat."

"Trust your instinct son, not the rubbish spewed on Social Media..."

"Miss Daniels! Get in here! The sansevieria trifasciata is budding!!"

City Hammock